Friday 2 for 1 cocktails will always be my downfall i’m tipsy and i’ve not even started getting ready yet

"With pleated skirts, geek-girl brogues and quirky accessories, ‘adorkable’ is the new fashion term to know!"

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Nobody can save you but yourself — and you’re worth saving. It’s a war not easily won but if anything is worth winning — this is it.

Charles Bukowski  (via unmaiden)

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What’s the difference between jam and jelly? I can’t jelly my cock down your throat.

The only joke Annie Clark knows, 20th August 2014 (via chavvesty)